Fact: Most Mauritians don’t use toilet paper after the excretion process
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It’s a fact.
Jocelyn – ki to p kozer ta?! STOP!
February 1, 2010 - 3:12 am
Tags: education, idiocy, Jocelyn Grégoire, kreol, Languages, mauritius
Posted in General Chats | 1 comment
This is my response (written in Kreol Morisyen) to Jocelyn Grégoire. Refer to [ http://www.defimedia.info/articles/6299/1/Jocelyn-Gregoire--Le-systeme-educatif-fabrique-des-illettres/Page1.html ] Ta nasyion! Kreol deza servi couma langaze support. Professeres coz kreol dans class ar zeleves kan expliker. Depi touletan ti coumesa! Ki to ler encore?! Si to ler fer kreol vine langaze optional, li bon. Mai a ki nivo? CPE [...]
Bubye Marguerite Labatte
December 31, 2009 - 8:38 pm
Tags: bye, labat, legend, Marguerite Labatte, mauritius, mauritius broadcasting corporation, mimi, mimie, radio, tv, video, youtube
Posted in General Chats, Videos | No comments
Video: She shall be missed. Share and Enjoy:
Infotech 2009 – Mauritius
November 19, 2009 - 3:55 pm
Tags: 2009, boring, cash and carry, compuspeed, computer, courts, dcl, ebay, fair, goldfish, hardware, information, infotech, mauritians, mauritius, national computer board, ncb, pascal, picturess, prices, products, technology
Posted in General Chats | 4 comments
I dropped by the Infotech 2009 fair [ http://www.infotech.mu/ ] this evening, and found it to be frakin’ boring. I do not have much to write about the bloody thing for I am not interested at all in the products being sold at the stands. Pictures: There were no nude people from DCL this year. [...]
The Waters of Mars
November 14, 2009 - 7:49 am
Tags: 15th, 2009, 7 PM, Adelaide Brooke, alien, BBC One, david tennant, Death, doctor who, knock 4 times, Lindsay Duncan, movie, November, special, TARDIS, the waters of mars, trailer, water, zombie
Posted in General Chats, Videos | 4 comments
Doctor Who will return to BBC One tommorrow – Sunday, November 15 at 7pm on BBC One with ‘The Waters of Mars’. David Tennant as The Doctor and Lindsay Duncan as Adelaide Brooke = Duo of Madness! I am uber-psyched about this movie! *hovering my sonic screwdriver over the mouse button ready to fire up [...]
Capturing Awesome Moments – Uncle & Aunt departing for the Hajj
November 14, 2009 - 5:43 am
Tags: 2009, Bilkis Hisaindee, Departure, fifth, Flickr, Hajj, Hisaindee, Islam, mauritius, Mecca, muslims, Mustapha, Mustapha Hisaindee Mustapha Hisaindee, Pilgrimage, pillar, Sir Seewoosagur Ramgoolam International Airport, SSR, youtube
Posted in Personal | 1 comment
On Friday, the 13th of November 2009, my uncle; Mustapha Samshid Hisaindee, his wife; Bilkis, and his mother in law, left Mauritius for Mecca, Saudi Arabia. They shall accomplish the fifth pillar of Islam, the Hajj. Pictures: May Allah bless all Hajjis to be. Share and Enjoy:
Dear Caroline – When in Rome, do as Romans do!
November 10, 2009 - 8:52 am
Tags: blog, caroline, do as Romans do, education, english, french, Kreol Morisien, language, mauritius, reply, schools, When in Rome
Posted in General Chats | 3 comments
Dear Caroline – When in Rome, do as Romans do! This blog entry is a response to Caroline’s entry – Langue de Snobe v/s Langue de Sauvage [ http://cagslemonde.blogspot.com/2009/11/langue-de-snobe-vs-langue-de-sauvage.html ] Caro’s article in English – [ http://translate.google.com/translate?prev=hp&hl=en&js=y&u=http%3A%2F%2Fcagslemonde.blogspot.com%2F2009%2F11%2Flangue-de-snobe-vs-langue-de-sauvage.html&sl=fr&tl=en&history_state0= ] Extracts: Mais le hic c’est que je dois souvent me demander si je dois parler en francais [...]
webnewsmoris is brilliant!
November 9, 2009 - 7:29 am
Tags: blog, blogosphere, ile maurice, Kreol Morisien, mauritius, webnewsmoris
Posted in General Chats | 5 comments
Still keeping that Mauritian Blogs Twitter List? Tired of reading feeds from all the Mauritian blogs? Check out webnewsmoris – a blog written in Kreol Morisien, which covers reviews most of the recent blog entries/tweets/jaikus*/news within the Mauritian blogosphere. Webnewsmoris is a fun read. Webnewsmoris is a blog maintained by aspiring World President, Roushdat [ [...]
Why did you vote L’Alliance Sociale in 2005? – Mauritius
October 28, 2009 - 7:31 am
Tags: 2010, Alliance Sociale, clip, elections, mauritius, MMM, PWNED, Redemption, viral
Posted in General Chats | 5 comments
This blog entry will help the amnesiacs out there recall the reasons for which the MMM got PWNED in 2005. Watch the following clip: Maybe the MMM folks will advertise a clip bearing the tagline: MMM: Redemption. I look forward to the new viral clips from all political political parties. Share and Enjoy:
Common Wealth Scholarship and Ministry of Education [ Mauritius ] = EPIC FAIL
October 26, 2009 - 3:09 pm
Tags: 2 online forms, certifications, Common Wealth Scholarship, EAS, education, mauritius, Ministry of Education, netizens
Posted in General Chats | 7 comments
A few friends and I had made up our minds to apply for the Common Wealth Scholarship. Most of us wanted to complete our Mphil/PhD. So, we contacted the Common Wealth via e-mail and we did obtain a fast response. In mine, it was specifically mentioned: The application form is on the website under ‘Making an [...]
Nando’s in Mauritius – There is NO bloody conspiracy
October 22, 2009 - 10:32 am
Tags: debunked, fake news, food, FTW, healthy, island crisis, mauritius, nando, nando rocks, nando's, political party, politics, Selwyn Bron
Posted in General Chats | 12 comments
There is a Mauritian web site, Island Crisis [ http://www.islandcrisis.net ] , which claims to feature news. In fact, it is a blog for most its content have an ideological component. It recently claimed that Nando’s upcoming presence in Mauritius is due to political backing. [ http://www.islandcrisis.net/2009/10/kfc-nando-conspiracy/ ] (When it comes to news, Island Crisis is as erroneous as Glenn [...]
November 2, 2009 - 12:55 pm
the exact process is egestion and not excretion
excretion is the removal of toxic substances produced by our body (urine or bile) while egestion is the removal of undigested food matter
November 2, 2009 - 2:37 pm
LOL…Which is cleaner though?
November 2, 2009 - 2:46 pm
LoL
Which one do you prefer?
November 2, 2009 - 2:50 pm
@PT – I dunno.
@Chaya – The bidet | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bidet
November 2, 2009 - 7:07 pm
Thanks to the aliens, I’ve learned something today! Lollll
But wait a minute! What if there’s no running water around? o_O
November 2, 2009 - 8:02 pm
I use the MBC Programme Guide to wipe mine.
November 6, 2009 - 7:15 am
“The door is locked. You’re sitting and relaxing, all alone … when the realization hits you: You are OUT. Of TOILET PAPER.” Best Improvised Alternatives to Toilet Paper
November 12, 2009 - 1:46 am
… and this is how the mystery of Vital and Crystal bottles left behind in toilets was solved.
Eddy.